The Stomping Ground
By Ciarán McNulty
Buses,
Shane noted to himself, never really respected bladders. He was
halfway to his hometown of Limebrook- a 90 minute journey from the
city -and was already ready to spring a leak.
Shane
typically planned for these things and would've had a scheduled
toilet break before catching this bus, only for his manager reneging
on the promise of an early finish.
Shane
had requested an early finish of at 4 o'lock so he could both fit in
a visit to his Uncle in Limebrook and be at the school reunion on
time, but a freezer full of Cornettos and Magnums had other plans.
His manager asked, fairly politely, if Shane could see out his full
shift instead, and get the stock moved into the freezer in the
back store while mopping up any spillage along the way. Somewhere
between the occasional sip from a Fanta bottle as he went and the
slushing, splatting mop on the tiles of Centra, Shane neglected to
get to the bathroom before darting out the door at finish time for
the bus.
Trying
not to think about the need to go, he decided he'd concentrate
instead on the friends he'd see and wounds he'd try to heal, once at
the old stomping ground.
He
did look forward to seeing Roddy, Grimes & Moran- his old
partners in crime at St. Jude's Secondary- but also worried how
they'd see him. Not that they'd scoff at the 38 year old with no wife
and no kids who worked in a Centra, but rather that they'd not
appreciate how much he'd actually changed. None of the three of them
had ever credited Shane with an over-abundance of intelligence but
had instead applauded his prowess as the muscle and boogeyman of
their group.
Grimes
in particular had avoided some well-deserved beatings merely by
virtue of his enemies knowing Shane Moss would most likely be round
the corner any second, like a dog looking for it's owner.
Shane
grimaced to himself, suddenly back in memories from his teens- now
not as a participant, but a viewer. And the viewer was so
disappointed in that tall kid, getting in trouble with his eejit
friends.
In
the years since getting clean though, Shane had come to realise his
sins weren't always just to please his gurning comrades but that he
had been a bad bastard himself. The bus went over a pothole and Shane
winced then breathed sharply a few times, trying to redirect his
thoughts.
He'd
like to see Siobhan Thorpe or Jacinta Mangin again, having perused
their social media and seen them both single. His weight, in his late
30s, now practically matched his height but surely a glimmer of the
bulldozer he was on the football pitch might still exist in their
memory and trigger, in Siobhan's case, a desire to renew past
acquaintances or in Jacinta's, explore what could have happened back
then.
Maybe
those thoughts were too much like the old Shane- the bollix who'd
made Andrew Anderson's life a horror show.
On
the Facebook event page organised by the school, Andrew had ticked
'Going' and Shane decided that he would use this chance to make
amends to the lad.
In
the last year or two, Shane's mouse had hovered over the Friend
request button but knowing what Andrew's memory of him must've been,
he somehow knew to just leave it.
Would
a Facebook DM really appropriately cover the level of apology needed?
Christ, it would probably only dredge up horrendous feelings for a
guy who seemed to be doing well with career and family.
So
it would be tonight. A handshake and an explanation between men.
Andrew might respect that. A classier, cleverer gentleman than Shane
ever was or had every been used to since, Andrew might even be
impressed. Imagine if he became a friend. That would be nothing short
of redemption.
Another
pothole hit.
Shane's
hands went instinctively down over his groin as the thoughts of
urination returned. So unconscious was he of this, that he failed to
noticed the horrified reaction of the lady sat across from him, moving
herself closer to the window in fear of the giant man rubbing
himself- but trying not to look like she was doing that.
He'd
find the nearest hedge from the bus stop, then head to the reunion.
Maybe a visit to his Uncle could be fit in tomorrow but that would be
hard to say now.
Shane
searched his memories of Limebrook's geography, scouting out his
guerrilla urinal in his head before a memory was triggered of his
Uncle. The memory fluttered in his consciousness for a second and
Shane winced again, his eyes shutting hard for a full 2 seconds as he
replaced the memory with the new concentration that he'd get a taxi
to the reunion and not pee until he was at the school.
Like
a gentleman.
. . .
“What
kills me,” the chubby realtor yelled over the sound of DJ Ötzi
rebounding around the St. Jude's gym, “is that we're expected to
pay for it.”
Mark
Finnegan had already had a few in this first hour of the reunion and
was educating his old friend Andrew from the debate club, about the
appalling upkeep of the roads around some country houses that,
otherwise, might be quite desirable.
Andrew
Anderson didn't mind the shit talk. He hadn't seen this man in 19
years and was delighted by the sheer novelty of seeing him, in this
animated mode anyway, now turned into a near-clone of Mr. Finnegan
Sr. when he'd caught Andrew and Mark watching the Television X
Previews.
2021
Mark wasn't impressing Andrew much. But it didn't matter. Andrew
himself had a mild, cosy buzz on.
Halfway
through his 2nd Heineken and enjoying the comradery and
reminiscing with his friends, this 'challenge' he'd set himself was
going better than he'd thought. Although he'd so far only bumped
into 1 of the old faces that had so menaced his youth, he was content
that he'd meet them all and depower each one silently in his head as
Andrew Anderson, father of two and content editor for a classical
music radio station, stood tall in their presence. All 5ft 6 of him
anyway.
“Ah
man, but that debate club,” Mark said, suddenly slowing down for a
second to return to lighter matters. “That was gas craic.”
“It
was. Great days. And taught us loads about dealing with people.”
“Like
the wives!” Mark blurted out, with a guffaw.
Andrew
was struck by how this guy didn't seem like one of their little gang
of self-confessed-losers from years ago. There was an unattractive
swagger about him, especially when women were mentioned. Earlier,
Andrew had felt his skin crawl as there were mentions of being alone
with women for house viewings and what Mrs. Finnegan would allow
and/or know about. Jesus, Mark.
“Well,
obviously not enough for me,” Andrew countered. “Split with my
Mrs. 2 years now.”
“Ah
shite, Andy. That's desperate.” Mark said, tilting his head and
dropping his jaw in an expression of what seemed like genuine
disappointment. “Do you see the kids much?”
Andrew
noticed an expectant look in Mark's eyes, like he was looking to be
teed up for something.
Andrew
cautiously replied. “Not as much as I'd like.”
“See,
that's why I 'm glad me and Janette don't have kids. I know if she
got...”, and with that Mark was off on Planet Mark again.
Andrew
nodded along and swirled his beer in his glass, while looking around
in the hope someone else would spot him and want to catch up. He saw
a tall figure over amongst the old teachers and felt a slight wobble.
No, it wasn't Mossy. It seemed doubtful he'd be here, not if there
was any truth to what Andrew had heard about how that monster's life
had deservedly spiralled downward.
The
wobble annoyed Andrew though. That flutter of fear for a second over
some lowlife who, along with the brain trust of Roddy, Grimes &
Moran, had enjoyed his brief peak as a teenager.
Surely,
none of Moss's bullying merited that feeling Andrew just had at
having merely thought he'd spotted him. Ultimately, Andrew
thought, his pathetic violence and stunts only ever amounted to
short-term emotional wounds. Save for the shed incident, maybe.
Mark
didn't even notice Andrew's eyes go a bit glassy as his old debate
club pal pretended to listen to hm.
Andrew
stood on the spot and finished his beer without realising as he
recalled Mossy wedging him between the bike shed and the rear wall of
the school and forcing him to show his penis to not only that
braintrust but to the girls that were with them too.
The
joke was Andrew's manhood, you see. Or boyhood back then. Many laughs
were had by Roddy, Grimes & Moran at their widely spread
suggestion that young Andrew Anderson had no penis. Hilarious stuff
that was freshly fuelled almost daily at school. And one day their
trained ape propped him up like a doll and made him whip it out to
settle the debate.
Somehow,
in the years since, with all of his activities- any woman he'd
bedded, the son and daughter he'd fathered- occasionally in the back
of his mind, during it all, he felt some childlike vindication of
manhood. Like being made show it behind the bike shed hadn't been
enough, but he'd had to prove it also worked in the 2 decades since.
And somehow none of it's accomplishments could stop it now from ever
so slightly shrivelling as the chill of the memory touched it.
Mark's
shit talk got interrupted as both he and Andrew got engulfed in a
friendly pair of arms that slapped them on their backs.
Phil Moran was greeting the 2 guys like they had all been great pals
back in school. Andrew straightened his back and wished he had
another beer as the conversation began and Missy Elliott got her
freak on in the sound waves around them.
Phil now ran his own building providers company in town and had done
well for himself. His demeanour was warm and even charming. He was
complimentary to Andrew and Mark in what they'd done with their lives
since school and even somehow managed to bring up positive memories
that they all shared from school without them even being lies.
Moran beckoned the two men over to the temporary bar the school had
paid some local catering company to set up in the gym and insisted on
buying them shots. As the second Tequila went down and Moran laughed
his ass off at his jokes, Andrew was convinced that his 20 years of
living, working and growing had turned him into the sort of chap that
even his secondary school bullies would warm to.
With that, now officially sliding into the drunken portion of the
night, Andrew rested his elbows against the bar and leaned back like
a man who'd left a pariah and returned a champion. It was just as he
was high on these fumes that he saw Jacinta Mangin across the gym.
St. Jude's was an all boys school but back in Andrew's day, it had
temporarily allowed female students, looking to repeat their Leaving
Cert, into it's Sixth Year classes. This ended in Andrew's graduating
year, due to the sheer mayhem caused, primarily by Siobhan Thorpe,
but it lasted long enough for his crush on Jacinta to take hold.
She
looked amazing tonight. Her late 30s agreed with her more than anyone
else in the room and Andrew couldn't help but find a difference in
her movement, in her air. Like a softer, kinder quality.
“My
god, I was nuts about her,” Andrew blurted out, without thinking.
“I
don't even need to look,” Moran said as he gratefully picked up a
pint that Mark slid towards him on the bar. “Jacinta was always
some girl, hey.”
“Do
ya know, is she married or what, these days?”
“Separated,
mate. Go for it.” Moran turned and gave a cheeky, encouraging grin
to Andrew.
Ten
minutes later, Andrew was storming towards the gents toilets,
embarrassed and pissed off. He had just reverted to his 18 year old
self in front of Jacinta. She tried to be nice but she also failed to
stifle a laugh at his expense. As he pushed open the door to the
toilets and made a beeline for the stall so he could hide and take a
piss, he tried reminding himself how beating himself up over it and
getting angry at the world is exactly the kind of thing an 18 year
old would do, that a 38 year old shouldn't. Maybe the kind of thing
his ex-wife would've noticed and been repulsed by. She'd been charmed
by the boyishness of his crooked teeth that had never known the touch
of braces but sadly, that had been the limit of that particular
novelty for her.
On
this thought, he stopped at the stall door and looked back towards
the urinal. Andrew wasn't a teenage victim anymore, nor a timid
tinkler. He'd use the urinal.
For
a second, Andrew laughed ironically in the empty bathroom as it
seemed as though the pee wouldn't come. Then it did and he shook his
head with a bemused grin before leaning a forearm against the wall
and relaxing over the urinal. That's right, he thought, as the
gentle trickling sounded out to his delight, you better work now.
As he heard the main door to the bathroom open loudly, he
self-consciously took his arm off the wall and stood straight as the
other person took up the stall next to him.
This made Andrew pretty uncomfortable as there was another stall down
the other end that this guy could've used. The guy in question filled
the right hand side of Andrew's peripheral vision, such was his
height and frame. Urinal etiquette and sheer social anxiety both
dictated that he not turn to see who it was but the thunderous hosing
that the porcelain got- like this guy was pissing with a showerhead
on it's most concentrated power spray- did somewhat chill Andrew to
his core.
The practically inhuman pissing sound was accompanied by a loud
“Aaaaaagggghhhh.......” of relief. It was the kind of involuntary
noise only the simplest and least disciplined of people would make in
polite society. Then the same voice followed with “Holy shit!
Andy!”
. . .
This little fella was steaming. How many had he had?
Shane heard
the slur in Andrew's speech as he described how radio jingles would
get selected for airtime. Shane tried to pay attention but wished he
hadn't gone to shake Andrew's hand at the urinal. The look he'd
gotten for that- what a terrible start.
Upon Shane's polite insistence, the pair had since found a table so they
could catch up. The high table with no chairs was quickly the home
for Andrew's next pint which seemed like a condition for the hang-out
to go ahead, so an eager Shane had paid for it.
Andrew leaned both hands on the table for support as Heineken helped
him answer all of Shane's questions about his job and family. He
seemed happy-go-lucky, which delighted Shane and made it feel like
what he had to say might just get brushed aside by Andrew as perhaps
welcome but unnecessary.
“...But
what about yourself?” Andrew blurted out, seeming to only half-ask
the question as he scanned the room and bobbed his head to Teenage
Dirtbag.
“Em...retail.
Just pluggin' away, ya know yerself.” Shane tried to say without
seeming like his answer embarrassed him. “No glamour in it but
keeps me honest. Keeps me fed.”.
The word honest had made Andrew look at him for half a second before
quickly resuming his gawking around at everything but Shane.
Andrew shifted his weight on the table as he now leaned on it with
one hand to grab his pint, little knowing that Shane was keeping his
foot on the base of the table's centre leg in case inebriation and
imbalance got the better of either man or furniture.
Andrew took a glug of his pint and, seeming to look a bit annoyed at
himself, then nodded to the empty patch of table in front of Shane.
“What
are ya having, mate?”
Shane smiled at the sudden effort from a man who clearly never called
anyone 'mate'.
“I'm
grand. I 'll get a wee water in a bit.”
Andrew nodded in an exaggerated fashion, before clearly displaying
the look of someone who had run out of things to say and was about to
excuse himself. That meant it was time, Shane felt.
“Listen
Andy, lad....I am so sorry for how I was.”
Andrew's body language didn't change much, except to resume rocking
his head gently to the music. Or nodding again. Shane wasn't sure.
“I
was a messed up wee lad and...” As he said this, Shane saw Andrew's
eyes widen in almost amused anger and surprise. “Okay, big lad, I
suppose. And I was taking out a lot of things on the world.”
Shane's words went unanswered as Andrew seemed to stew. If only Shane
had arrived before the drinking was done and spoken to a sober
Andrew. This was a mistake.
“You.....”
Andrew began to say in a casual tone before staring down at his feet
and stiffening his arms against the table. He looked up at Shane.
“You were a fucking monster.”
That shouldn't have shocked Shane but it did. There they were.
Exactly the feelings and words Shane was worried he'd created in the
heart of this young man, coming frothing to the surface. He could see
Andrew somewhat embarrassed to be saying what he was saying, but
going on with it anyway.
“You
did damage, Moss. And I don't care if you were a kid. Yeah...I mean
the other lads were bullying little toerags too- Fuck, that Roddy
prick would drive around in his Dad's Beemer, egging half of us, and
people seem to think the three of them were your...masters or
something. But I remember, Moss. I remember the incidents when they
weren't there. When there was no audience to impress. When I had the
misfortune of crossing your path on the way home from school, or in a
corridor, when I'd be on my own and it was done just for your
satisfaction.”
“Jesus,
lad, I am so sorr...”
“Why
me? What about me summoned up so much fucking hatred in you?”
Shane shook his head, looking for words. Looking for the answer
Andrew wanted but that he knew he couldn't give. A now genuinely
riled-up Andrew leaned forward over the table and Shane put more
weight on the base to keep it upright as Andrew followed the question
with an interrogative “Hhhm?!”
Shane
could see a tremble and a rapidly heaving chest, showing the mix of
fear and bravery this anger was cooking up and couldn't help but
think, Good for you, lad. I deserve it.
Andrew then let him off the hook for an answer by continuing with the
charges in instead-
“Coz
it wasn't just 'picking on the nerd'. It was 'hurting the kid'. Even
when I literally tried to fight back with niceness, or pay a
complim....Remember Castle Harps?!”
Shane was puzzled and had no clue what this was.
“When you scored the brace against
them in the semi, I was as happy as anyone in this school.” Andrew
explained, almost forcing a little smile of realisation on Shane's
face.
“I
mean, even though our lot were used to yiz picking us last for
5-a-side in PE- at least when the teachers made yiz even include us,
but it was our class that made banners with your fucking name on
them. And on the Monday after the match, I made the stupid mistake of
congratulating you,” Andrew's voice turned in to a near-hiss now,
with every consonant spat and vowel exhaled like fire. “And your
only thought was to call me a faggot and next time you made a point
of not picking me for
5-a-side, ya told me to go and get my 'glitter and glue'.”
Andrew finished his point and his pint, his eyes glaring intensely at
Shane.
Shane nodded soberly and said “You've wanted to say a lot of that
for a long time.”
Andrew reared up at the prospect of getting mocked and Shane held up
defensive hands as he continued. “No, no. And you're right to. We
both needed to hear that out loud, Andy. I actually wanna understand
how I made ya feel. I don't think it would be a proper apology unless
I know fully what I did. Coz lad, I'm not gonna lie. I've blank spots
in a few years of me life.”
“Ah,
I'm so glad I can be part of this healing journey with you, Moss.”
Andrew scornfully muttered, shaking his head. “...Sake.”
“I
didn't even know ya were that into football, to be fair, Andy”
“The
fuck do you care?!” Andrew returned before thinking for a second
and begrudgingly offering the information Shane was prodding for.
“I've always loved football, just can't kick a ball to save my
life.”
“Was
it the lack of practice from cunts like me leaving ya out?” Shane
asked, seeing the loosening up of Andrew's shoulders at this.
“No....no,
I'm just dyspraxic.”
A genuinely horrified Shane put his hand over his mouth, “Oh my god,
Andy. I'm sorry.”
Andrew stared at him with a furrowed and condescending brow, replying
“Dyspraxia doesn't mean whatever you think it means.”
“Oh,
thank god,” said Shane, breathing easy. “We should have a kick
about, then.”
Andrew gave a scoffing exhalation.
“Nah,
there's a ball out at the door of the gym,” Shane explained.
“Fuck
off, Moss.”
“Why
not?”
“Why
would I wanna play football?”
“The
craic! And we never got to do it back then.”
“You
got to do it plenty.”
“But
look lad, you've just said you felt left out in them days so...”
“That's
not what I......So two drunk guys kicking a ball in the dark's gonna
fix it?”
“I'm
not actually......I mean....I just....wouldn't hurt, would it?”
Shane saw Andrew take his hands off the table to steady himself on
his feet and for a moment thought the lad might just up and leave.
Shane offered one last invite-
“Mon
Andy, be grand, just...”.
“Shush,”
Andrew said authoritatively. “I'm thinking.”
. . .
The
blood had pumped so quickly from Andrew's lip that he thought innards
were coming out. What made up the innards of a lip, Andrew didn't
know and, perhaps if sober, he might've had a clearer idea of how
traumatic lip injuries work but in his current tired and emotional
state, he had felt for sure he'd end up entering his 40s with a
flappy, empty flesh sack were his upper lip used to be.
He
was fumbling essentially blind back into the gym, keeping his head
tilted in case the nose was gushing too. He had help of course, but
this ape next to him was the one who had just busted his face and was
still managing to walk him into things and people in an effort to
guide Andrew to the bathroom.
“I'm
sorry, Andy! Fuck, I'm so sorry!”
“Ah,
you're fucking flying with apologies tonight, aren't you?!”
“Shit....this
way, mate.” Shane intoned as he directed him to the left, towards
the door of the gents. Head tilted up, but eyes down, Andrew caught a
glimpse of Grimes and Moran at the bar. In the quick glimpse, he
didn't see Moran's expression but Grimes looked so unimpressed,
unsympathetic and ever so slightly amused. Great, there's someone else who
thinks Andrew Anderson's the same whiney little string of nothing now
that he was in secondary school.
There
was a whoosh of wind as the big guy acting as Andrew's eyes(and part
of his legs) kicked open the door of the bathroom to guide the
injured man in. Shane led him to the sink and said “Tilt your
head.”
“I
think that's nose bleeds.”
“Is
your nose not bleeding?!” Shane asked, clearly trying to play that
off as a silver lining.
Shane
ran to a stall and unfurled a wad of toilet roll before depositing it
on the sink counter.
“I
don't know what happened, lad.”
“Ya
kicked a football into my fucking skull!”
“I
was trying to flip it over ya. Used to do it all the time in school.
A chip. Pretty sure I woulda done it to you in PE- ya musta gotten
taller, did ya?”
Taking
a momentary break from sopping up blood with bog roll, Andrew gave
Shane a look to tell him was overdoing it and there went those
defensive jazz hands from Shane again and he nodded apologetically.
Staring
at the mirror, Andrew lifted the tissue away from his face to see
that not only did he still have a top lip, but that all that blood-
and there was a lot- had come from a tiny little gash on the inside
of the lip. His examination was interrupted as he saw now also
reflected the slack-jawed mug of his on-pitch-opponent over his
shoulder. Shane grimaced morbidly.
“How'd
ya cut it with the ball hittin ya?”
“Crooked
front tooth. Acted like a razor.”
Nursing a Jameson with ice, Andrew watched the dying embers of the
reunion. It occurred to him an Irish crowd of 30-somethings will tend
to party on later than most but still the call of kith and kin will
call them home where their teenage counterparts would keep going.
Andrew didn't have that tonight. With his two living with their Mam,
he had the freedom of an empty hotel room waiting for him tonight.
That made it occur to him about this giant moronic shadow he'd picked
up-
“Moss,
you staying with your folks tonight?”
“Ah
no, they're not around.”
“Shit,
I'm sor...”
“No,
no, no. Me Uncle still lives in town but nah, I'll be at a hostel. Be
grand.” as Shane said this, he reacted to something and Andrew
found himself double-taking between Shane and whatever it was he was
looking at.
“What?”
asked Andrew.
“Jacinta
Mangin.”
“Aw,
don't remind me.”
“Wha'?
Ya not a fan?”
“I
was always a fan. But
I made an eejit of myself with her earlier on. And that's before she
probably saw me coming, in crying about my face.”
“How'd
ya make an eejit of yourself?”
“Just
shit talk. I swear it was like we were back in school.”
“Ah,
she probably found it, whatcha call it, endearin'.”
“Ah,
I think she was laughing at me.”
“Now
here, lad. You're one of the most successful people in this room,
with brains to burn. How could she be laughin' at ya? Go over and
give it another go.”
“Absolutely
not. Have you not noticed the mound of blood-soaked toilet roll
sitting on this barstool beside me? I doubt she wants to shift an
open wound!”
“You
don't know what she's into. Sure, the lip thing can be your opener.
Good funny story.”
“No
man, I'm tired and gonna finish this drink and head.”
“I'll
get her over here.”
“No,
Shane! Jesus.”
“Be
grand. I'll just talk to her for ya.”
“And
say what? 'Will ya shift me friend?' We're grown men, Shane!”
“She
hasn't been talkin' to me. I'll come over for a catch-up and mention
in passin'- 'Ja hear what happened to young Andy?' Wait to ya see,
check me out. I'll big ya up big time, lad. Mon. Why not? Gimme a
good reason why not.”
“Jesus,
I'm thinking, okay?”
Shane began to walk over as Andrew was forced to muffle his cries of
protest in half-whispers/half-shouts. “Moss...! No..! Fuck's
sake...!”
Shane buried his head in his hands in humiliation, then peaked out
between the fingers to see Shane over chatting to Jacinta.
To be fair to the guy, he had her all smiles. So perhaps he could get
her to come over.
Andrew straightened up a bit and dabbed his fingers on his face to
check for blood, in case she was about to look over. This was so
embarrassing but Andrew was now also content that it was sort of
exciting, maybe a funny story to tell at least. It was a quick switch
in attitude which proved to him he really hadn't been as against this
teenage-style wing man idea, even when he thought he was.
Whatever
Shane was saying, he had Jacinta in stitches. Andrew now noticed
Shane point in his direction. Here it comes,
he thought. Just under the sounds of Afroman, he could make out
Shane's booming voice saying “Member Andy Anderson...?”
Despite this, Jacinta didn't take her eyes off Shane. She grabbed his
hand and Shane looked a bit confused. Andrew was confused too, but
maybe a little less so, as a familiar feeling slowly came over him.
Andrew watched as Jacinta played with Shane's tie, with Shane still
pointing over here, as he looked more and more nervous, before
Jacinta finally took a step backwards with a grip on Shane's hand to
lead him away.
“Mother,”
Andrew said out loud, shaking his head. “Fucker.”
The taxi was going to be a while. Aside from the typical business of
a Limebrook night, he was also probably going to have to wait his
turn behind a few at the reunion who rang the rank before him. Sat on
the curb outside the school, Andrew just hoped it wouldn't be some
minibus situation where he'd have to sit amongst a crowd of folks
just as drunk as him but much happier. He heard the heavy footsteps
come up behind him and knew who it was immediately.
“Are
you after ridin' Jacinta Mangin?”
“Nah,
nah,” Shane's voice was innocently casual and dismissive.
Shane stepped forward and sat on the curb beside Andrew.
“Just
some hand stuff.” Shane said as Andrew dropped his head into his
hands.
“I...really
can't apologise enough, Andrew.” Shane said, somewhat in disbelief
himself.
“Yup!
Well, thanks Shane. Thanks for including me in your wee project
tonight. Your mission to help me fulfil all my teenage dreams really
left a mark.”
“Yeah,
I didn't really do gangbusters with it, did I” Shane said, in
complete earnestness.
“Is...is
it genetic or something?” Andrew asked, holding his hands out as if
asking a question of the universe. Shane instinctively looked up,
like there was someone there.
“Are
you just pre-destined to kick my ass in all areas of life, even when
you're trying not to?”
“So,
you can see I was trying not to?” asked Shane, encouraged and
somewhat missing Andrew's point.
“Yes
Shane, I can see you were trying not to. Thing is, I think I could've
walked in on yiz and not been scarred. I think I could've had this
happen at 18 and not be that
affected by it. Coz it's nothing compared to the other stuff.”
Shane shifted uncomfortably in his seated position on the curb,
preparing himself for round 2 somewhat. He wished this had gone
better ; that he hadn't tried that chip over Andrew's head ; that
Shaggy hadn't been singing 'It Wasn't Me' as he was getting the Hand
Shandy from Jacinta.
He now felt that all he could do was explain himself.
“I
know, bud. I know. I was just hopin' that tonight I could make it up
to ya. Genuinely show ya I'm a different man. You're one of a few
I've carried a lot of guilt about for a few years. Certain incidents,
I think, I only looked back on in the last few years and copped on
how.....how awful they were.”
Andrew stared at the ground and asked “Like the bike shed?”
“The
bike shed?”
“Utterly
taking away my pride and my....fucking manhood in front of your mates
and making me display myself like...I don't know what. Do ya remember
that?”
Shane nearly shuddered at hearing this.
“I
don't, to be honest, lad.” Shane said with a deep shame and
sympathy in his voice. “I did shit like that to a few people.
Probably you more than most but...I think I thought so little of it
at the time that it didn't sink in with me.”
“And
on your wee quest tonight, you expected to learn and understand how I
felt suffering that shit from you, when you can't even remember doing
it to me.”
Taxis
were starting to pull up and some of their old classmates were
walking past and wishing them good night. Shane politely nodded to
them all but didn't even react to the excited shouts of “Goodnight,
Councillor Roddy”, content instead to let that shithawk carry on
not being in his life anymore.
Andrew
sat in still silence, drunk and melancholy, as Shane seemed to take a
breath and prepare himself for something. It was a big deep breath,
that heaved his chest out. Andrew nearly flinched at this but tried
to stay still and show nothing.
“I
remember how it felt when my Uncle Frank did shit just like it to
me,” Shane finally said, seeing Andrew now look at him from he
corner of his eye. “You know I was raised by me Uncle, yeah?”
Shane
took a good look at Andrew now to read his reaction but couldn't.
“No,
I didn't know that, Shane.”
“Yeah,”
Shane was nearly whispering and his eyes moved away from Andrew, away
from this spot outside their old school and off somewhere else.
“Nothing that'd get him locked up or anything...I think. But not a
gentleman, by any means. He just didn't have parentin' in him. I
think these days a kid like me would be diagnosed with something. But
back then, adults...adults like Frank at least, they only knew to
beat it or humiliate it outta ya.”
Both
men were now silent before Shane snapped around to follow up on this
with “That's not an excuse now, Andrew.”
This
time, he could read the expression. Andrew had sympathy in his eyes.
“I
know it's not an excuse, mate,” Andrew said like someone who'd been
using the word 'mate' his whole life. “But it's a pretty solid
explanation.”
. . .
“It's
just so embarrassing, Dad.”
Andrew's
9 year old, Denise, was looking at her 39 year old Dad wearing a set
of braces on his teeth. “Even I don't wear braces.”
“Hey,
be nice. It's better late than never,” he told the kid, dismissing
her protests as hopefully not being that genuine.
Denise
got up from the living room couch in her Dad's flat and headed
through to the kitchen where her little brother was doing his
homework. Andrew could hear the pair of them continuing their
appraisal of their Dad's new look as he sat back on the couch and
hired the volume on Sky Sports.
Jeff
Stelling's score updates were short-lived however, as Andrew's phone
went off.
An
unrecognized number, Andrew muted the TV and then answered with a
cautious “Hello, who's calling?”
“Andrew,
lad,” came the booming voice
on the other end.
“Yes...?”
Andrew asked, not quite placing who it was.
“It's
Shane. Shane Moss.....from school.”
“Oh!
Jesus, Shane. How's things? Didn't know ya had my number.”
“Yiv
it in your details on Facebook, lad.”
“Have
I? Fuck.”
“Here
Andrew, fancy goin' to the Boh's match?”
“Oh,
that's right. I forgot you're near there. Emmm...no though, Shane.
I've the kids for the weekend. So I won't be about.”
“Ah,
it's a Monday night game though, buddy.”
“Oh...well.....”
“Come
on....”
“Em....”
“Mon
da fuck, what's stoppin' ya?”
“Hey....I'm
thinking, okay?”
. . . .